My uncle has a massive mustache... and he decided to insult fly fishing on my brother's facebook wall... Let's just say my brothers are amazing! (Repete got a good zing in there too)
Mike says:
As usual, the 2 guys in that photo are searching for fish. Spin cast still rules!
Joe says:
So i was looking at this blog of people asking about what is on your face, and i found this...
After years of research scientists at the ONU laboratory of unexplainable inquiries concluded that it is a small fluffy parasite that feeds off the host animal it is attached to for many number of years. This parasite gives the host animal a false sense of importance in life, this may cause 40 to 60 year old men post blasphemous beliefs of fishing preferences and imposing the idea it is better upon other uninfected individual's facebook walls. Case 17986367E : Mike McDowell ; is a prime example of the more exotic case of the parasite. In this case, the host (this case a human, or humanoid (the fact that no human could survive such a severe case of the parasite the hypothesis humanoid was derived)) believes he is good at card games eg. cribbage. Case 17986367E : MD ; apparently cannot grasp the concept that he is atrocious at any games involving cards. In the same case the host subject has been observed running faster than normal human beings, indeed the parasite boosts human performance. Scientists are now requiring athlete's be treated for the parasite or shave their mustaches prior to competing in athletic events. however, the hypothesis that Case 17986367E : MD ; is indeed a humanoid of some sort has been not completely been proven wrong, mythbusters deemed the hypothesis plausible, which to normal human beings is neither satisfying nor helpful to anyone. Studies will continue until a cure for the parasite is found or until a form of prevention is found and all subjects die. The parasite's total effect on humans is decreasing in general and has since the 1500's when the french actually named a fashion after the parasite. the reason the fashion still exists is unknown, but all persons seen with a mustache will be brought in and tested, to make sure it is not the parasite, however, the only way to prove it isn't the parasite is to shave the prospected infected area completely and observe whether the parasite indeed grows back thicker.
Repete added:
I think you forgot to mention the contagious affect of thinning hair from mike's mustache it's like he can grow more hair under his nose than the top of his head!!
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